It's always darkest before the dawn

but Kirby would probably puff up like an angry dandelion

this is one of the best cat descriptions I have ever read!
I have pics around here somewhere of Percy. He liked to steal dirty dish towels and run off with them and the vet said that Siamese really like wool. Wish I could have know that before he chewed through some sweaters. :S
I remember passing the litter box, and smelling damp wool and saying to him. "Did you digest and get rid of my sweater?!I could have continued to wear that!"

He ate holes in parts of it. Weirdly, the wool was curled at those spots. I know that we have sugar breaking enzymes in our mouths...what the hell do cats have??

Dabbling is nice though. :)
It's difficult to find time for more sometimes.